En Honor Al 4 De Julio. Chicas Muy Americanas.
La independencia Americana es para celebrar y que mejor manera que mirando a las chicas Americanas del vídeo-juego. Aqui las chicas.
Tags: american girls, chicas, countdowns, listsLas Profesiones De Mario.
Mario es un luchador en todo sentido de la palabra. Además de rescatar princesas el ha tenido otros oficios. Consuelos aqui.
1 and 5 Crazy Canadians Do It In The Nude, Play Video Games That Is.
According to a crazy and very real poll conducted by good old Bill Gates free Microsoft, 1 and 5 Canadian men admitted to have played video games in the nude. The poll did not mention weather or not they hay used the rumble feature on their controller to its maximum capacity. Uno de cinco Canadienses admitieron de haber jugado al desnudo, un dato que quizás nunca debió ser publicado. Full report finding here.
El link de la encuesta aqui.
Tags: Canada, Naked gamers, NewsCastlevania Judgement Finally Confirmed For Wii.
Por fin se confirmo el nuevo y muy esperado juego de Castlevania Judgement. Esta versión no será como las anteriores, Konami anuncio que en esta aventura tendrás que pelear en tercer dimensión tipo, Tekken y otros juegos de peleas famosos. No es un juego de luchas en si ya que contiene mucha acción y aventura. Además, podrás luchar contra todos tus amigos a través de la conocían de Nintendo Wii-Fi. The full press release after the jump. More »
Tags: 3d fighting, Castlevania Judgement, Konami, Wii9 Super Poderes Que Los Hombres Abusaran.
Imagínate poder hacerte gigante con solo una píldora de hongo. Bueno, los vago en Slobgamer.com han creado una lista de los poderes que nosotros los hombres morbosos abusáramos. La lista aqui.
Tags: countdowns, links, listsOhio Librarians Putting Up Games For Loan. Una Biblioteca Presta Video-Juegos
Washington-Centerville Public Library, not pictured above, has begin to lend games. So while you are putting your name on the list for the highly coveted limited edition of Othello and McBeth, make sure you check out the young adult fiction of video-games. i’m sure librarians had to take an extra hour of Advanced Dewey Decimal System to categorize new digital media. Any library offering “Incredible Hulk, The” deserves high praise. En el estado mas aburrido de Estado Unidos, Ohio, se las han ingeniado para prestar vídeo juegos en sus bibliotecas. Podrás prestar cualquiera de tus títulos favoritos siempre y cuando no tenga demasiada violencia y sexualidad. El articulo completo aqui, link here.
Tags: biblioteca y video-juegos, library lends gamesLost In Translation, Bad Spanish Video Game Titles. Las Peores Traducciones.
Video-gaming covers the World, from Hackensack to Bangkok. Here at GameRoks we speak three languages, Spanish, English, and the language of love. Cuantos de los mejores juegos van a nuestros países con títulos anglos, como sonarían si fueran traducidos literalmente? Aqui un ejemplo:
Metal Gear Solid: Guns of The Patriots- Tuerca Solida de Metal: Pistolas De Los Patriotas.
Tags: countdowns, game translations, lists, rantsRock Band II Saldra A La Venta En Septiembre!
Ok, it’ s not exactly the most shocking news but it’ s upsetting to me on a personal level. I just bought the first, and very expensive, Rock Band bundle only to wake up this morning to the announcement of a new and improved instrument lineup. Blast you Harmonix, blast you. Las buenas noticias es que todas las canciones que descargaste para la primer versión serán completamente compatibles con Rock Band 2. EA y harmonix prometen que los nuevos instrumentos serán mucho mejores que los primeros, porque no los hicieron as de “mejores” la primera ves? Bueno, si aun no has comprado el primer Rock Band aguarda hasta Septiembre que viene la segunda versión.
Note to self…Rock Band 2 in September for Xbox 360 ONLY. Other platforms later on.
Tags: Music Games, Rock Band 2, Xbox 260Another Game For Wii-Ware. Magnetica Listo Para Descargar.
Las canicas magnéticas regresan pero esta ves van directo a tu Wii. Simplemente coloca canicas del mismo color antes de que lleguen al hueco y ganaras. Fue súper divertido para el DS así que espero lo mismo para el DS.
Nintendo’s word:
The classic puzzle game Magnetica is now available on WiiWare , putting its own unique “twist” on the puzzle-game experience. You’re surrounded by marbles, marching slowly but surely down a track. Use a launcher (piloted by a Mii™ of your choice) to shoot marbles with matching colors and wipe them out before they reach the end of the track. Control couldn’t be simpler, as all you need to do is twist the Wii Remote™ controller to aim and press the A button to shoot. And the game play remains as addictive and deep as you’ve come to expect in Nintendo’s puzzle games, with five varied play modes, advanced mechanics such as the ability to lob marbles, and a never-ending supply of combos. This definitely isn’t your typical game of marbles.
50 Skills Gamers Should Master. Tecnicas Necesrias.
To be a hardcore gamer you need mad skills. Games Radar has 50 you should master here.
Tags: countdowns, lists, skills
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Recent Posts
- Las Profesiones De Mario.
- DSVision Gives DS iPod-like Features. Mira Videos En Tu DS.
- 1 and 5 Crazy Canadians Do It In The Nude, Play Video Games That Is.
- Castlevania Judgement Finally Confirmed For Wii.
- 9 Super Poderes Que Los Hombres Abusaran.
- Ohio Librarians Putting Up Games For Loan. Una Biblioteca Presta Video-Juegos
- Lost In Translation, Bad Spanish Video Game Titles. Las Peores Traducciones.
- Trauma Center Under The Knife 2. El Doctor Regresa Con Mas Imagenes.
- Rock Band II Saldra A La Venta En Septiembre!
- Virtual Console Update. El Clasico De La Semana.
Lo Que Dice
Esta semana nos habla una famosa Dominatrix Canadiense:
- The gaming community grows by the millions each year, drawing in people from all walks of life. This week we decided to exercise our freedom of speech and give a lifestyle dominatrix a chance to speak to our gaming audience. What is your name or do you go by a stage name of some-sort?
"I came up with my name a long time ago as an homage to Austin Power babes. It became my stage name when performing onstage with Montreal's famed Dukes of Drag (women who perform as men) and when I write on the topic of sexuality. Miss Eva Vavoom is the alter ego of my ultra traditional self. Slowly I am learning to be both conservative and outrageous." - Miss. Eva Vavoom sounds like a perfect name for action hungry heroine, what would yours look like and for what console would she be available for?
"Actually Miss Eva Vavoom is the vilainess in a role-playing video game. She has figured out a way to harness the idle time of boys 13-23 (a bit like the video game industry has) and you must stop her before she uses it to rule the world. She is entirely cross-platform of course (smile)." - "Cross-platform," sounds like a new lifestyle choice...but back to your description of Miss Eva. It actually sounds a million times better than some of the cheesy plots our there. What is her favorite move? Does she have any secret powers, and how would they be unlocked?
"You are assuming here that I have a clue of what modern role-playing games are like, for this I am not that sure. But obviously a mischievous super villainess who could control teenage boys could cause insurmountable amounts of random craziness and cause hilarious chaos the world over leaving authorities dumbfounded for you see I am a fan of complicated pranks." - Sounds cool, but you are a dominatrix by "trade," how does the torture aspect of the lifestyle compare, say to a really hard game? If you have no clue, how would you make a game as "dominating" as a submissive person would like it?
"I am not sure. I am more a dominatrix by lifestyle and use my powers more in everyday life than in the context of planned play. I am very much a mentor (teacher) so the domination aspect of play would have to teach the same values I teach my schoolboys which is blow job worthiness, yummyness and mad skillz." - Ok...I'm actually speechless. But I do have one last question. After you put away your leather outfits and hang up the whip at night, do you have time to play games, something as innocent as Pokemon perhaps?
" I absolutely love The Sims and Sim City, in fact I love games that you can enjoy without getting good at them. Katamari Damachi is another one of those adorable pointless games. Unfortunately I cannot take the time to get into a long complicated game and if I have time I would rather practice my cock bondage skills until I am confident enough to teach it as a workshop. I definitely prefer the old school joystick." - Thanks for the brief insight into the gaming habits of a true dominatrix, I'm sure you will have a lot of gamers scared right about now.
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