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Lo Que Dice
Esta semana nos habla una famosa Dominatrix Canadiense:
- The gaming community grows by the millions each year, drawing in people from all walks of life. This week we decided to exercise our freedom of speech and give a lifestyle dominatrix a chance to speak to our gaming audience. What is your name or do you go by a stage name of some-sort?
"I came up with my name a long time ago as an homage to Austin Power babes. It became my stage name when performing onstage with Montreal's famed Dukes of Drag (women who perform as men) and when I write on the topic of sexuality. Miss Eva Vavoom is the alter ego of my ultra traditional self. Slowly I am learning to be both conservative and outrageous." - Miss. Eva Vavoom sounds like a perfect name for action hungry heroine, what would yours look like and for what console would she be available for?
"Actually Miss Eva Vavoom is the vilainess in a role-playing video game. She has figured out a way to harness the idle time of boys 13-23 (a bit like the video game industry has) and you must stop her before she uses it to rule the world. She is entirely cross-platform of course (smile)." - "Cross-platform," sounds like a new lifestyle choice...but back to your description of Miss Eva. It actually sounds a million times better than some of the cheesy plots our there. What is her favorite move? Does she have any secret powers, and how would they be unlocked?
"You are assuming here that I have a clue of what modern role-playing games are like, for this I am not that sure. But obviously a mischievous super villainess who could control teenage boys could cause insurmountable amounts of random craziness and cause hilarious chaos the world over leaving authorities dumbfounded for you see I am a fan of complicated pranks." - Sounds cool, but you are a dominatrix by "trade," how does the torture aspect of the lifestyle compare, say to a really hard game? If you have no clue, how would you make a game as "dominating" as a submissive person would like it?
"I am not sure. I am more a dominatrix by lifestyle and use my powers more in everyday life than in the context of planned play. I am very much a mentor (teacher) so the domination aspect of play would have to teach the same values I teach my schoolboys which is blow job worthiness, yummyness and mad skillz." - Ok...I'm actually speechless. But I do have one last question. After you put away your leather outfits and hang up the whip at night, do you have time to play games, something as innocent as Pokemon perhaps?
" I absolutely love The Sims and Sim City, in fact I love games that you can enjoy without getting good at them. Katamari Damachi is another one of those adorable pointless games. Unfortunately I cannot take the time to get into a long complicated game and if I have time I would rather practice my cock bondage skills until I am confident enough to teach it as a workshop. I definitely prefer the old school joystick." - Thanks for the brief insight into the gaming habits of a true dominatrix, I'm sure you will have a lot of gamers scared right about now.
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