1 and 5 Crazy Canadians Do It In The Nude, Play Video Games That Is.

According to a crazy and very real poll conducted by good old Bill Gates free Microsoft, 1 and 5 Canadian men admitted to have played video games in the nude. The poll did not mention weather or not they hay used the rumble feature on their controller to its maximum capacity. Uno de cinco Canadienses admitieron de haber jugado al desnudo, un dato que quizás nunca debió ser publicado. Full report finding here.

El link de la encuesta aqui.

Teen Crime Spree Inspired By Grand Theft Auto, Nico Bellic Is Real?

From Kotaku:

Teen Crime Spree Inspired By Grand Theft Auto

Six teenagers were in court today following an all-night crime spree that began late Wednesday night and lasted into the early morning hours. The six teens allegedly began the evening with a mugging outside of a Nassau County, New York supermarket, eventually parading down a Garden City street carrying baseball bats and a crow bar, robbing one motorist and smashing a passing vehicle with a bat. What would cause such behavior in our impressionable young teens? Grand Theft Auto, of course.

“It was determined that they were emulating the character in that Grand Theft Auto game, going on a crime spree” using weapons and tactics inspired by the controversial video game, said Det. Sgt. Anthony Repalone, a Nassau police spokesman.

PinballMap’s Rant:

I’m sorry but there have been plenty of crimes before GTA and to keep blaming senseless violence on that is just plain dumb…maybe not dumb just fucking annoying. These kids go out and rob a car and smash some things, and blame it on a video games. Kids are not stupid, adults are, most of them anyway. Or just plain ignorant. Crimes like this have been going on way before violent games like GTA have been around and will continue to go on. Some kids are just what you call assholes. What happened to just being an asshole. Hell, I’m friends with 90% assholes and they don’t even play video games, fuck, one doesn’t even have a TV. If adults or people need a scapegoat to blame these stupid crimes on try there parents. These crimes were commited late Wednesday night, that’s a god damn school night, they should be in bed or better yet, go play some video games maybe it will occupy your time better. The headline shouldnt be “Crime Spree Inspired by Grand Theft Auto,” it should be “Crime Spree Caused From Being an Asshole.” Anyway, in conclusion some people are just assholes and the Grand Theft Auto excuse is played out kids so try a new one. Read the full story here.

Young Boy Hangs Himself After Wii Argument.

According to the Telegraph, an English newspaper, a 13-year-old boy hung hilmself after arguing with his sister about putting in some time with Wii. His parent’s claim the boy never had prior rage issues that would predict such behavior, Apparently, Jake Roberts was upset after coming home to play Wii only to find his sister watching TV. What ensued was a temper tantrum followed by a grizzly discovery.

“His school tie was round his neck and he was hung from his cabin bed. I tried to lift him and his tie was attached to a bar on the bed.”

You can read the full story here.

Nintendo To Spill Some Secrets During E3. Nintendo Anunciara Nuevos Juegos.

Si ya te has cansado de aprender Yoga, Nintendo promete que anunciara juegos dedicados a los hardcore. Ojala no sea Mario Bla Bla, la verdad que el panzón ya cansa. Marc Franklin, Director de Relacione Publicas De Nintendo dijo, “we will be announcing several new titles that core gamers will be interested in around the time of E3.” Básicamente, habrá juegos para los que nos gusta la acción mas adulta.

Wii Fit Y Mujeres Causando Millones En Destrucción. Wii Fit Causes Millions In Destruction.

Según El Telégrafo Británico, Wii Fit ha causado aproximadamente $40 millones en destrucción. Después de leer bien el reportaje, me di cuenta que no hace nada de sentido. El Telégrafo proclama que durante todo el año, las 1,000 mujeres entrevistadas dañaban su sala en un promedio de $13 diarios y que a nivel nacional esta suma llegaba a los $40 millones por todo el año. Wii Fit apenas tiene dos meses a la venta, entonces no se porque este reporta que la causa de estos daños y perjuicios es en parte gracias a Wii Fit.

Aquí el articulo,

Santa Monica Ferris Wheel For Sale On eBay.

If you have $50,000 to spend on a ferris wheel you can click on the link below and bid.

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Nueva Pildora Para Curar La Adicción A Los Juegos. Pill Poppin’ Gamers Can Now Ease Their Addiction With New Pill.

Si tu juegas sin parar, quizas tengas una adicción a los videojuegos, pero tranqui que se te puedo curar con esta pastilla Japonesa. More »

Nueva Pildora Para Curar La Adicción A Los Juegos. Pill Poppin’ Gamers Can Now Ease Their Addiction With New Pill.

Si tu juegas sin parar, quizas tengas una adicción a los videojuegos, pero tranqui que se te puedo curar con esta pastilla Japonesa. More »

Le Robaron Su PSP Aun Teniendo Cancer.

If you have Cancer your life is not entirely easy. It’s unfortunate that inhumane people roam our worldly streets, worse even is the fact that these “people” commit crimes against other individuals who are disadvantaged and deserve to be left alone. Kyle Springs, on his way to chemotheraphy had his family’s car broken into and the police allege his medicine, personal belongings, and PSP were all stolen. La policia de Dallas, TX alega que unos desadaptados robaron la medicina y PSP de Kyle Springs el dia antes de su cumple años. Lo mas tragico es que Kyle estaba en camino a su terapia cuando ocurrio el robo.

La noticica completa aqui.

Paramaunt Pictures Ventures Into Gaming.

Variety reported that movie studio giant, Paramount Pictures, will soon begin producing and developing video games. Apparently, the millions of dollars in movie making is not enough. Hopefully now will get a decent Transformers game.

The full story on Variety’s site.